Made and shipped in the UK Made and shipped in the UK

Happy Birthday. Now Fuck Off Back To Economy Funny & Rude Card


  • Card dimensions: 126x178mm
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside
  • Standard letter post
  • Orders sent RoyalMail 1st Class
  • UK deliveries usually arrive within 24 / 48 hours

18 in stock

SKU: DMA 01 Category:

By all means wish the recipient of this card a lovely and memorable happy Birthday but they might just need reminding – in the politest way possible – that the front of the plane is not for them.  Obviously you do belong upfront, when they’ll upgrade us.